father's day and cuz's wedding pics 
what a lil monkey  
every body, get down get down  
boogie woogie  
auntie jen is beautiful 
breaks my heart on the regular 
already got the young buck on his toes. and yes, that is a korean kid with a mullet. sweet. 
this is not a good sign 
happy (grand) father's day! 
auntie kathy loves me and that makes me happy! the weekend started kinda prematurely...wednesday to be exact. i was lying in bed wednesday night when flip happened to be in the area. picked me up and we headed out downtown in search of some adventure. started out at fly which was stupide. we made our way across the street to 12 where big rob was gracious enough to take us up to mission control and look up places to go on a wednesday night. he keeps his akita (spelling?) with him. coolest dog ever. before we left, gracious rob bought us drinks. for those who don't know, wednesday nights isn't exactly my scene but hey, i'm always up for trying new things. let me put it like this, flip and i were like lightning bugs against the backdrop of a dark moonless night. all good though. right before finishing up my beverage, two highly inebriated women, without warning, attacked me with their booties. i felt as if i were in a booty vice. needless to say, it was somehow kinda flattering. next place was lima, lotus, k street, and ultimately to modern. nothing special. thursday night: ate lots of food and stayed in. friday night: wedding rehearsal, then modern with bk. "only two shots," were the kid's famous last words. you're only fooling yourself bk, sorry to be so harsh. denial ain't a river in egypt bro. anyways, got there way too early and two guys can only exchange so much pointless chit chat before they pass the gayness threshhold so we ended up just being men and drinking a lot. i got plastered, and bk...well lets just say i left wondering if a person can catch an std just by dancing with another. jp. saturday: cuz's wedding. andy came into town from nyc with his gf so we went to check out dj beta or vhs or something along those lines. not exactly my scene but i was with my good friend and his girl. i didn't realize how sheltered i was until i was introduced to andy's two good guy friends who were also in town checking out the dj. pretty cool guys. let me just say that the thought of these two dudes being gay did cross my mind, but i thought my gadar excluded them. oh how off i was. i was saying stuff like, "man this place is gay, lets go somewhere else. ... andy's being gay and making out with his gf, lets go. ... that homo just pushed me." you get the point. i wasn't gay bashing, thats just the way my stupid ass talks. anyways, we proceed outside and andy's two friends were saying they were gonna go check out some other joints. i exuberantly said, " don't be gay, lets all go hang out." i was then informed that they were in fact "i like men"-sapiens. my foot was more then jammed in my mouth, it was down in my lower intestines. i tried playing it off but came off sounding more bigoted then i had previously. anyways...i was that guy. doh! sunday: happy father's day. bbq'ed probably 10lbs of galbi. went home and watched tv for 8 hours straight. slept. monday: feeling quite well for a beat up-broke-hungover-bigot. | 
